While you were sleeping, the internet made you a betting game for tonight’s Breaking Bad finale
Plus, Paris Hilton has a new single, Zac Efron is fine, and more.
Zac Efron is fine guys
Zac Efron’s health has undoubtedly been a pressing concern in your minds lately, ever since he revealed his crazy coca habit a few weeks ago. Good news for your future Troy bolton wedding plans, he’s doing a lot better now.
In an Instagram post last night, the guy wrote a personal note to you thanking you for all your support and indicated that he is getting spiritual healing with the help of his father and the ancient Incas of Macchu Picchu.
Oh yeah, this Indiana Jones outfit makes him look totally “not tall”.
This Breaking Bad betting game could sweeten the blow of tonight’s series finale by making you rich
Don’t worry, it’s not sponsored by Tom Waterhouse. All you need is a printer, a pen, $ 5, some rich friends, and some inside acquaintances. Choose who lives; choose who dies; choose who kills who; and choose who the castor oil is for. Then, as the end credits roll forever, wipe away your tears with your newfound riches.
Paris Hilton thinks you should listen to her new song
In the same way spanish models and being constantly rich, the music (in particular the euro is beating) is the main thing in Paris Hilton’s life right now. She spent most of the year locked in a studio, working on her highly anticipated (?) Sequel to 2006’s “Stars Are Blind”, with unlikely backing from Cash Money Records.
Over the weekend, Paris posted a teaser for the upcoming video for her new single “Good Time” on Instagram, giving us a first glimpse of the fruits of that labor. Looks like we can expect something with some glittery swimwear and a cameo from recent birthday boy, Lil Wayne. Play it loud, replay it, embrace the shame and get ready to listen to it at karaoke in the near future.
Here’s your chance to help fund Vladimir Putin’s butt plug
What’s the best way to fuck this bright-eyed guy responsible for Russia’s legalized discrimination against its own LGBT population? By turning it into an anal plug, of course. This is the idea behind the puntastic “Putin My Ass”, a protest product designed to raise funds for LGBT charities.
Like many ideas on the internet, this one is not yet beyond the planning stage. “If you know anything about making anal plugs in the shape of homophobic world leaders, let us know. ” the creators of the site, which is probably the best job posting you’ll read today.