There is a Donald Trump butt plug and other hilarious things to put your butt on
What makes a perfect day? Getting the last seat on the train? Do you see a rainbow? Eat chipotle for lunch and having dinner? No. None of those things. A perfect day is when you discover a Donald Trump anal plug exist. And for me, that day is today. The world is truly a place of wonder and magic.
How did those glorious stars line up in the greatest sex toy ever made, you ask? Well we can thank Fernando Sosa, a artist specializing in 3D printing, and lived in Mexico until the age of 11, according to The Guardian. Sosa was one of many angered by the inflammatory comments and offensive comments about Mexicans, that “… they’re bringing drugs and crime” to the United States, and “they’re rapists.” But in one of the most innovative forms of protest I’ve seen, Sosa decided to do something. And now we have a Donald Trump butt plug. the Donald Trump anal plug (I insist on referring to it by full name) is available on Sosa’s Shapeways website, which also includes a Kim Jong Un butt plug, as well as Hillary Clinton and Walter White desktops (not butt plugs). , desktops). The site also includes the artist explanation and motivation for taking, including a response to Trump’s comments. He says:
i am not rapists [sic] and no drug dealer. I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can shape you in any shape I want, 3D print you, and sell you to others who share their dislike for you. You can threaten to sue me as you have done hundreds of times to others. However, you are a public figure and I, turning yourself into a butt plug is freedom of speech. Welcome to America Mother F * cker !!
So the next time you decide to insult an entire race in order to advance your political career or be on TV. Remember we are engineers, we are 3D printers, we are doctors, we clean your house and we cook the food you eat, so don’t fuck with us.
He’s not the first to wander through the hilarious world Donald Trump Merchandise, but, in my opinion, it is the most effective. And because I can’t get enough, here are 3 more ridiculous anal plugs:
1. The chicest anal plug in the country
What do you buy from the person who has everything? Apparently an 18 karat gold anal plug. It’s a thing. Something that costs over $ 2,000. I bet you are thinking, “For that price, you better come with matching cufflinks!” Well, don’t worry, because it is. (WHY?)
2. The anal plug to help you discover your inner playmate
According to LoveHoney, you can “discover your inner ‘Playboy’ with this cute but kinky drink. anal plug with a bunny tail. “Or ruin Easter forever. Read the reviews for the disturbing details.
3. The most manly anal plug of all (Vladimir Poutine)
He can skip democracy in one leap. He can ride a bear. He can save treasures from the sea. And now, in another conception of Sosa, he can prepare your anus for penetration.
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