Tatler Releases New Snob List and Prosecco Is Out, While ‘Toilets’ And Love Island Are In
Bearing fangs, calling the restroom the “restroom” and sipping a glass of wine may have already earned some judgment from the upper classes, but according to Tatler it is no longer acceptable to look up on all of the above.
That’s because the high society bible updated its guide to snobbery, after taking a break during the pandemic when it was considered trivial to be arrogant.
Now that things are back to normal, however, the post has decided to give us all a lesson in decorum.
The list of 38 things you shouldn’t be snappy about shows just how relaxed the upper class has become, with some real surprises in what is deemed unacceptable to attract your snob.
According to the publication, although they have resisted their fair share this year, it is also no longer acceptable to speak negatively about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Meanwhile, the use of the word “toilet” should not be looked down upon, which represents a big change for those who have previously chosen to call it “toilet” or “toilet”.
The new rules also state that judging people on the COVID-19 vaccine they have been given is totally prohibited, but talking about money, which is generally frowned upon, is now considered acceptable.
Although he previously ignored trends that seemed popular with the masses, Tatler has loosened the reins and is now accepting many more. Island of love, Pizza Express and wines to screw.
It turns out that it’s also totally acceptable for people to have dirty cars and wear Crocs, the quintessential society-dividing shoes.
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However, not everything has changed. The magazine still posted a list of things you’re allowed to be snobby about, including favorite prosecco fizz, houseplants, self-help books, and influencers.
Tatler says the updated rules reflect a difference between being snobbish and being intolerant.
With that in mind, it makes sense that being environmentally conscious is also deemed acceptable – “sustainability is now a must”, so much so that not bringing your own bags to the supermarket is more likely to cause unimpressed sniffles. from other buyers in the aisles. .
Buying flowers at the supermarket and not knowing how to drive are also no longer grounds for you to face the police judgment, according to the publication.
Meanwhile, open weddings and BYOB (bring your own booze) parties shouldn’t raise eyebrows either.
On the other end of the judgy judgy scale, chipped nail polish, being asked to take off your shoes upon entering someone’s house, and displaying Christmas cards from the Royal Family are all fair game in terms of snobbery.
It’s also okay to be snobbish about Mykonos, Negroni cocktails, fake weed, and designer dog breeds such as cockapoos, as they are considered common or vulgar.
Dating on Tinder and Hinge and buying books on Amazon is also a fair game in the stakes of snobbery.
Everything you can’t be snobby about according to Tatler:
1. Digital invitations, such as Paperless Post
2. Rescue dogs
3. Supermarket flowers
6. Screw wine
7. Not knowing how to drive
8. Living rooms full of drafts
9. Talk about money
11. Women’s shoes
12. Food in Hurlingham
13. Harry and Meghan
14. Which COVID vaccine you received
16. White wine / red wine with fish / meat
17. Parmesan on seafood pasta
18. Baby food purchased in stores
19. Ridiculous dietary requirements
20. News subscriptions
22. Afternoon cappuccinos
23. Dog bags
24. Glasses box
25. The island of love
26. Sell the sunset
29. Badly behaved children
30. Hampstead Heath Ladies’ Pond
31. Astrology and manifestation
32. Small cars
33. Dirty cars
34. Open marriages
35. Outdoor heaters
36. Pizza Express
37. BYOB at parties
38. Do not wear makeup
Here’s what you’re still allowed to be snobby about these things:
1. Weddings with hay bales, rental dresses or bare feet
2. Self-help books
3. Display of Royal Family Christmas Cards
4. You are asked to take off your shoes when entering someone’s house.
5. Chipped nail polish
6. Men’s shoes – especially brown
7. Men in collars / Birkenstocks / red pants / vests
9. People who do not bring their own bags to the supermarket
10. Disposable masks for chic occasions
11. Indoor plants
12. Fake flower decor
13. Gold foil on food
15. Full lips