40 ridiculous things Ana’s inner goddess does in fifty shades darker
Of all the strange characters in the Fifty shades trilogy, Ana’s inner goddess is the most disconcerting. She’s not human, and yet she can do things like applaud rafters, perform a quick arabesque, and undress. You might ask, Why, EL James? Why is a voice in Ana’s head tangoing with a rose in her mouth? But that would be a waste of your energy, and Christian Gray needs you very much. Herewith everything that Ana’s inner goddess does in the second book, Fifty Shades Darker.
1. “Get out of his five-day sulk.” “
2. “… Gets up drowsily, stretches and smiles… she’s been asleep for a while.”
3. Glare at Ana.
4. Kneels down, hands folded in supplication, begging.
5. “He narrows his eyes and looks thoughtful. ”
6. “Nod your head frantically, okay.” “(She, too, thinks Ana would have to play hard to get it.)
7. “Sit down and take note” … of Christian pulling away from her when she brushes past him. (She’s about to show him the correct way to slice a red pepper.)
8. “Well done to the rafters. “(Ana is about to give Christian a blowjob.)
9. “Wakes up from drowsiness and sits up straight, all ears. ”
ten. Is a “triple axle descends uneven bars”. (Because Christian is “gloriously naked, why else?)
11. Did “three back flips on the gym floor”.
13. Cries “from the rooftops”. (Christian is about to insert Ben Wa balls into her vagina.)
14. “Perform a perfect triple salchow in his ice skates.
15. “The morons suddenly wake up all disheveled with a just fucked up look.”
16. Bounces “like a five-year-old”.
17. “Attacks [Ana’s subconscious] on the ground. (She doesn’t think Ana should be mortified that Christian bought her a car for the second time.)
18. “Perform a quick arabesque.”
19. “Nod frantically in agreement – and nudge [Ana] difficult.”
20. “She pouted, her arms crossed like those of an angry toddler.” (Christian doesn’t want to take her to his playroom.)
21. “Flexible[s] in the background, doing her floor exercises – a big smile on her face. “
22. “Grab a rose between her teeth and start tango.”
23. “Yawn[s] to Fifty in shock.
24. Clap his hands “with joy like a little child”.
25. “Makes a provocative pout at [Ana]. ”
26. “Cross your arms and pursed your lips; she also wants to know the answer to that one.
27. Doesn’t know “if it’s time to fight or flee”. (Christian has just discovered her while rummaging in the drawers of her playroom, where she has just discovered her anal plugs.)
28. “Pole vaults from the bunker to his lounge chair.”
29. Throws his head back “in ecstasy”.
30. “[Hugs] herself with joy.
31. Is “draped in a boa of pink feathers and diamonds, strutting in fuck-me shoes”. (Ana has just taken off her underwear in the bathroom at Christian’s club.)
32. Is “on her knees, naked except for her panties – begging”.
33. “She narrows her eyes in silent, sly contemplation. ”
34. Is “glowing with impatience”.
35. “Perform four arabesques and one no basque. ”
36. “Stuns” her opinion on old photos of Christian with other women in his playroom. “That photo you saw was hot,” she says.
37. ” To reemerge[s] after her night of rocking and crying in the corner, and she’s wearing red prostitute lipstick.
38. “Is undressed and in line, ready and waiting and begging me to play catch-up.”
39. Is’ cut in scissors on the table and look [Christian] with adoration. “
40. “Sits in a lotus, smiles serenely.”
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